On the 7th day after God looked over everything and saw that it was good, then God made the beautiful white woman and her beloved asshole. I'd give anything just to lick, suck and slobber your asshole before I Hulk Smash your asshole ,Miss Isis Love. Mmm Mmm Mmm...
Really? If she did that in my house, she would be the one shampooing the carpet (and good luck getting the stain out if that's lube rather than urine).